The following is an excellent excerpt from the book “COMMANDER-IN-CHEAT: How Golf Explains Trump” by Rick Reilly from Chapter 13: “E W W W W W” on page 193 and I quote:
“It doesn’t really matter what [they] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
–Donald J. Trump
“Among the invited at the opening of Trump Bedminster in 2004 was the former owner of the estate, bankrupt car legend John DeLorean, then 79. Trump was standing with a gaggle of golf writers when DeLorean drove up in a golf cart with his girlfriend in tow.
“Trump introduced them to everybody,” remembers Eamon Lynch, a columnist and Golf Channel personality. “He and Trump visited for a while. Then DeLorean left. Trump turned to us and said, ‘The poor guy. He’s a very, old, sad figure. He’s lost all his money. And worst of all, his girlfriend is a solid 4.'”
Trump looks at women the same way he looks at golf trophies. They’re fun to collect and it’s okay to cheat to get them. When he introduced me to Melania the first time, he said, “Look at her.”
“What do you mean?”
“Look at her!”
“I just did look at her.”
“No, look at her! Up and down. It’s okay.”
“Donald, I’m not going to look at her like that.”
“Look at her! She likes it!”
So, red-faced, I quickly looked down at her shoes and back up in 1/10th of a second. He was grinning
“All real.”
All his women employees at Trump Los Angeles found out, he’s not particularly interested in women for their SAT scores. This is how he’s always been. Even at military school, he was called “ladies’ man.” The idea that women are individual human beings with brains and goals and ideas doesn’t register much under the big orange canopy. At Trump Turnberry, it came out that the men get more than twice the bonus the women get, according to The Scotsman.
The most important quality in a Trump wife is that she be a 10 who doesn’t play golf, doesn’t care much about business, and doesn’t watch too carefully. At that same Bedminster opening where Trump was holding court with that same gaggle of writers, a man in a suit came up with news. “Guess what? The Trump family has been selected Golf Family of the Year!”
Lynch remembers Trump thanking the guy, who then drove off. “Then Trump turns to us, ‘Well, that tells me I can’t get caught having an affair for the next year.'”
That’s not easy. To Trump, women are like French fries. He knows he should stay away from them, but he can’t keep his hands off. That can cause trouble for a man as famous as he is. A TV producer who spent time around him remembers Trump’s infamous security guy, Keith Schiller, standing behind them during certain shoots. “He’d say, ‘Don’t shoot the redhead’ or “Stay off the blonds.’ So I’m trying to frame the shots in these weird ways to keep these women out of the shot. It was nuts.”
Someday, at the Smithsonian Museum, they should have an exhibit on the 2006 weekend Trump spent at the American Century Challenge in Lake Tahoe, California, perhaps with a vat of Purell for afterward.
Despite the fact that he’d just turned 60. Trump, who was married at the time, not only played three full days of golf, he managed to bed a porn star, sleep with a Playmate of the Year, and grope a second porn star, as alleged by her two female friends. You talk about stamina.
NBC’s golfapalooza, held at the Edgewood Tahoe resort in Lake Tahoe, is a boozy soup of golf and groupies and celebrities, many of them A-list pro athletes. That July, Aaron Rogers, Drew Brees, and Ben Roethlisberger played. They also sprinkled in a few golfing nonathlete celebs, like actor Anthony Anderson, broadcaster Al Michaels, and comedian Ray Romano. Trump, with a hot NBC show called The Apprentice in its second year, was as sought after as any of them.
The presence of all those celebrities is why so many eligible women end up congregating for the wild nights at the official tournament hotel, Harrahs’ Casino. It’s a Guys Gone Wild kind of weekend. Adult-film studio porn-house Wicked Pictures even had a booth in the gifting room to hype its latest, uh, releases. It stocked the room with swag and stars, including two of its leading ladies: Stephanie Clifford, aka “Stormy Daniels,” and Jessica Drake. Cleavage and lipstick ready, the XXX stars lured plenty of male celebs in, including a certain amorous real estate owner in a red hat named Donald J. Trump, who’d seen Daniels earlier that day on the golf course. He came in and got a very famous photo with her, much to his regret 11 years later.
But it didn’t stop at the photo. They got to talking, flirting, dining, and, finally, according to Daniels, having sex that night in Trump’s suite.
Judging just on virility, you’d have to agree a 60-year-old man bedding a famous porn star is something of an achievement. But it wasn’t good enough for Trump. He apparently went for seconds. According to Jessica Drake, Trump came back the next morning to the Wicked booth and began flirting with her, too. He invited her to walk with him during his round that day, which she did. He got her number and invited her up to his suite that night. That made her a little queasy. She’d heard stories from Daniels about Trump “chasing her” around his room “in his tighty-whities.” So she brought two female friends as backup.
“When we entered the room,” Drake recalled at a Gloria Allred-run press conference, “he grabbed each of us tightly in a hug and kissed each one of us without asking permission. He was wearing pajamas.” Trump asked them a lot of questions about life as a porn star, and then they left “30 or 45 minutes later,” Drake said. She says Trump called her later and offered her $10,000 for sex. As a form of seduction, Drake wasn’t impressed. In fact, she said it wasn’t “acceptable behavior for anyone, much less a presidential candidate,” and tagged him a “sexual assault apologist.”
Even two porn stars didn’t do the trick. Somewhere in the middle of all that, Trump allegedly fit in a bedding of Playmate Karen McDougal, whom he’d been having an affair with and had flown in for the occasion. How’s that for depth of douchery? When you’re cheating on the mistress with whom you’re cheating on your wife, you’ve entered a kind of infidelity Inception.
And where was his new bride of six months, Melania, during these Mattress Olympics? Back in New York with their new four-month-old baby, Barron.
This wasn’t the first time Trump cheated at a golf tournament. He cheated on his then-girlfriend soon-to-be-wife Marla Maples at the 1993 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, according to San Francisco Chronicle society columnist Pat Steger. She wrote in her column:
“Donald Trump had a great time at . . . Pebble Beach, but not such a great time was had by Marla Maples who joined him mid-tournament–which meant that the gorgeous blond model he brought with him, who does Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, had to go home to L.A.”
Stranger still, Maples had flown in with a wedding dress in her suitcase, expecting to marry Trump that Saturday afternoon, but Trump 86’d it at the last minute, Steger wrote. True to form, Maples was pregnant with daughter Tiffany at the time.
And now let’s all break for a shower.”
(THE FOLLOWING IS FROM THE INSIDE FRONT COVER AND I QUOTE:
“An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump’s appalling behavior when it comes to golf–on and off the green–and what it reveals about his character”
“Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he’s a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships.
How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf.
Based on Reilly’s own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You’ll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the “Trump Bump”), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), crows about championships he’s won (despite not being on the course that day), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn’t help). Trump doesn’t brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones.
For Trump, it’s always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, “Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man.” Commander in Cheat reveals all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.”
MY COMMENTS: THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING BOOK WELL WORTH READING BUT I THINK REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS TRYING TO MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF GOLF EVEN THOUGH I THINK IT WOULD BE A VERY INTERESTING AND FUN GAME PROVIDING REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAD ANY MORALS WHICH HE DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE PARTICULARLY WITH THE WOMEN CONSIDERING HE’S A MARRIED MAN.
La Vern Isely, Progressive, Overtaxed, Independent Middle Class Taxpayer, Public Citizen Member, USAF Veteran, and Lifetime VFW Member
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